Plain Me

When I have a daughter, and if she has a special dedication to a certain band, artist, and if by any chance, they live miles away from us, I will legit buy plane tickets and take my kid to wherever the fuck her future husband lives. I will take her to meetings. Buy her merch. Fangirl with her. Because I know what it feels like to have your world falling apart when you can’t meet the person you’d die for. And my daughter won’t feel that way. I won’t let her feel that way. Nope.

friedlemons:

niallsleprechaunmagic:

BACK ON MY DASH.FOREVER REBLOG!

But I’m a guy. SO I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MY BABY GIRL!

Son, daughter, zebra I’m doing this. 

(via thegirlwiththeblueribbon)

Avengers pick up lines:

• Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
• Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
• Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
• Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
• Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.